1. You’re often taller than the guys
Your Debs date *may* have had to stand on a Golden Pages to get in your photo.
2. And you’ve had to put up with this sort of guff since day one
“I couldn’t go out with a girl who was taller than me.”
Don’t flatter yourself, mate. You were never in the running.
3. People are constantly at you about how you “can’t” wear heels
YES, I CAN. WATCH ME.
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4. Finding jeans that don’t brush against your ankles is a neverending struggle
5. You’ve been asked countless times if you play basketball
“Yes, I play with LeBron James.”
6. Trying to find a knee-length skirt for school was damn near impossible
“I’m not rolling it up, I swear.”
7. You really did seem to shoot up overnight
8. So much so that some of your relative still remark on how tall you’ve gotten
“Are you getting taller?” “No, I don’t think people can still grow at 27.”
9. You’re frankly disgusted that you *haven’t* been approached by a model scout
“I could totally be America’s Next Top Model.”
10. You can never stretch out in the bath
11. And public transport is hard
Spare a thought for all the gals struggling with tight legroom.
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12. Shaving your legs is beyond time-consuming
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13. And sometimes you just cannot be arsed
14. Your feet hanging out over the edge of the bed is just a fact of life
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15. You suffer from Floating Head Syndrome in group photos
:(
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16. For all its problems, though… being tall is still pretty damn cool
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